Pardon Me For All I Am.

Today sucks.
I woke up at 3:30. -_-
So Eclipse came out today! :D
I get to see it soon! :DD
I love Twilight so much<3
Especially Edward<33
<333(:<33
Teehee(:
Anyway.

So yesterday I got to see Happyfoot<3. Hes starting two new bands! :D

One hes going to be with Jake, Thomas, and some other guy but they still have to find a drummer I think.

&&This other band hes in. :D

Wootfuckinwoot! (:

My cat looks like an orange lion right now. Lolololol.

I. AM. GETTING. MY. EXTENSIONS. SOON! (:<3

Yayy(;

I am so happy. I am so fucking sick of this short hair, its making me hella angry. >_<

Oh&&that song I've always liked but I never ever knew who it was by or what it was called for the past year? I FIGURED IT OUT! ;D

Its Pardon Me by Incubus. ;DD

Wootfuckinwoot(:<3


Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

I've Lost My Grasp On What's Real&&What Is A Dream;.

That quote is soo from a movie ad I just saw on TV. xP

I am going to rant.

About players.

Girls&&guys, we've all met them.

Who shall I use for my personal experience...

Hmm...

NICKFUCKINGZILLA! :}D

Okay so.

If you don't know Nick;: http://www.myspace.com/nickfawshizzle

Yeah. xP

Well, I really liked him, right?

&&Me and him were going to go out after we hung out one day.

Well, he told me he couldn't because he had band practice with Second Time Around.

Then he told me he could, that night, at his house, when his parents were "conveniently" weren't home.

And I actually asked my mother.

But she said no.

So then I was looking at his Myspace pictures.

And saw all these comments from these girls that made it sound like he had told them he was going to go out with them too.

And well...it hurt. :/

So like.

I think all players, should fall off the face of the Earth. Like seriously? What the FUCK is your problem?! Do you REALLY feel the need to play girls?!

"Oh we're just teenagers, nothing matters now."

Oh yes the fuck it does.

My Style. xP

So my style has changed a bit over the years.

In the sixth grade I was a total poser and thought I was a punk rocker and I had like two pairs of skinny jeans and I had curly blonde hair and I didn't have a band t-shirt until the end of sixth grade&&it was yellow&&was Cobra Starship. xP

In the seventh grade it changed kinda.

Like, in the beginning of the year, I wore skinny jeans, guys band-t shirts and skirts with striped tights.

Then towards the middle I wore like actual tops with normal jeans.

Then towards the end I was just like fuck this.

So now I'm going to change how I dress...again.

I'm sick of wearing guys band t-shirts. I really am. Especially the ones that aren't slim fit. So I'm getting rid of all my non-slim fit guys band t-shirts except my Misfits shirt, Ramones shirt, Rancid shirt, and Green Day 21CB shirt.

I have a guys slim-fit Asking Alexandria shirt. Its black&&has blue zombies on it&&says Asking Alexandria in white. Its super cute.

And then I have a girls Bring Me The Horizon shirt that's white and has a green monster on it with blood all over it. And a girls Death Cab For Cutie shirt Alyssa<3 got me with a merry go round on it. And like a lot more. (:

And about skinny jeans...
I'm going to stop wearing them in the bright pinks and reds and blues and prints. I mean the most print I would do is acid wash or MAYBE some sort of animal print, but nothing like ridiculously tacky like those bright blue and black leopard skinny jeans I see people wear. >_<

So like black, grey, dark denim, light denim, and faded colours. Not BRIGHT colours anymore, its so tacky. The only three colours that works with is red, pink, and blue.

And like my hair? I miss having multiple colours but I'm not going to put like bright pink, red, blue, green or any of that stuff. Just like platinum blonde, natural red, black, brown, etcetera.

I wanted to put platinum blonde on the ends of my fringe. And I'm getting extensions soooonnnn!

Since they're putting like a total hair place in the Crossing that's going to sell dye, extensions, etcetera, my mum said this summer I can get extensions so my hair isn't all short anymore since I hate having short hair because I've always had long hair. So I was thinking about getting long black extensions then thinning them out&&getting some platinum blonde ones.

But I dunno, I might just get black. xP

And like my make up. >_>

I hate hate hate how I used to wear it. I was looking at pictures from last summer and it looked yucky.

I FOUND OUT THIS SUPER COOL WAY TO DO IT.


;DDD

I dunno.

Its red eyeshadow with black pencil eyeliner underneath it.

It looks prettyyy fly.

So yeah.

This is getting long.

Peace.


Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

Twilight.

So, most of the people that know me know I am in love with the Twilight Saga.
I read all four books (Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse&&Breaking Dawn] before the first movie, Twilight, was even advertised.

My favourite one is the third, Eclipse.

Which.
Comes.
Out.
In.
Four.
Days.

xOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I am so fucking excited.

I am Team Edward all the way. I always will be.

Sure, Edward has had a hundred years to love. But see, he didn't have anyone to love until Bella. He even turned down Rosalie for Pete's sake and shes fucking GORGEOUS! xO. So how the hell is he supposed to learn how to love until he meets someone he does love?! And once he does meet Bella of course hes going to have to leave her in New Moon because he doesn't want to hurt her!

And then in the end she does prevail and picks Edward so all of you should stfu about Jacob because if she did choose Jacob she would end up being a chew toy. >_>
Like that one girl. Sam Ule's (One of the Quileute werewolves] girlfriend. >_> With all dem narstay scars. >_>

Yeahhh boyyy.

Anyway.

I love Twilight<3

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

Last Time I Saw a Pair of Jugs That Big, Two Hillbillies Were Blowing On 'Em,

Right now I am watching Little Nicky<3, one of my favourite movies.
I watched Scarface before that.
And Flight 666 before that. [Iron Maiden<3]
So yeah.
Today.
I got a hat.
Its a black beanie.
And a shirt.
A black Hello Kitty shirt.
And...
PANTS! :}DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
They're just dark denim skinny jeans. xD.
But I'm so happy.
I finally have pants and they fit.
I'm so happy.
Like you do not even know.
I finally have more than one pair of pants.
<3.
Apparently Alyssa's cats do kinky cat shit.
I do NOT want to know.
Jk.
Yes I do.
I'M SUCH A BEASTIAPHILIAC!
xDDDD
Jk.
>_>
<_<
>_>

Kbai.

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

Memphis May Fire

Cowbell's Makin' a Comeback

All of you should listen to them.

Nao.

2:04 AM

So I'm sitting on Teenspot right now.
Insisting I am Bill Cosby.

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

xP

Nervous. >_<

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

December 29th, 2010.

I will be fourteen.
I am so fucking excited.
Wanna know why?
I HATE being thirteen. It fucking sucks. ALMOST as bad as being twelve. God, I hated being 12. It sucked major ass.
But dude dude dude.
My mummy<3 promised me a hotel birthday party for my 14th.
And a HUGE party my 16th.
Wanna know why?
I've NEVER had a birthday party. -_-
Never have.
Not even for my thirteenth.
I cannot fucking wait.
I totally know what I want.
A new Xbox 360.
Wanna know why?
My 360 got fucking fried at the end of 6th grade.
And since Christmas is four days before my birthday;:
I get a shitload of presents.
Because my family is epic and doesn't mix Christmas with my birthday. :D
So I get two big gifts, then a bunch of smaller gifts.
So for Christmas I want a new laptop.
(:
And a tripod for my camera.
And extensions, even though I'll probably get them before then.
I love how I'm talking about Christmas&&my 14th birthday, which are both at the end of December, and its in the middle of June.
xDD.
Kbai.

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

Grandpappie♥

I love you<3

You are my favourite person in my family<3

You mean everything to me<3

How To Be Emo

So, you wanna be emo? You've come to the right place, because I'm a typical emo.

1) Dye your hair black. You want to look like everyone else. Just don't put too much blood red in it, seeing as you'll have it dripping from your arms.
2) Go see Alice In Wonderland with your best friend.
3) Get a bunch of piercings. The pain will make your peepee hard.
4) Become obsessed with Tim Burton, hes the sexiest thing you will ever see.
5) Melt $20 worth of eyeliner and rub it around your eyes. Raccoons are the most hardcore emos, have you seen their eyeliner?
6) Don't even bother buying pants. Just put spandex over your junk and dip yourself in black paint everyday.
7) Only listen to screamo. Even if it sucks&&you can't understand it and you hate it. MAKE SURE you can only understand emo key words. I.e;: suicide, razorblade, hair straightener, Gerard Way. If not? Its not emo, shut it the fuck off you mainstreamer.
8) DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH ANYONE BUT EMO/SCENE KIDS. Everyone else are outsiders to our deep dark souls. Except scene kids. They have cool hair.
//_*
9) Straighten your hair EVERY. DAY. If you don't, you're a poser.
10) Tell everyone you're straightedge but then go and smoke a whole blunt of Purple Haze.

//_*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

So you're SORRY?
You didn't mean half the things you said?
Whether you meant them or not they fucking hurt.
And when you insulted my dead father, rest his soul, you fucking crossed the line.
No, you shouldn't fucking expect me to forgive you.
And then you say you felt like you had to hate me because some self-centered douchebag does?! You can fucking think for yourself.
Fuck off.

What What In The Butt?

So yesterday I saw my baby<3
It made me so happy(:
He looked reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hot.
Like he had on black skinny jeans and a Whitechapel shirt and his hair was super straight. He looked fucking hot.
I wanted to tap dat shit right there.
Roflmao
I looked yucky. x[
But but but it was me, Shiloh, Matt, Jake, Kane, Thomas, and Camdon at Nixon yesterday.
Black Mouse<3
That tasted like wine.
Dayum.
ANYWAY! xD
He smelled like strawberries.
My hair smelled like him.
I DON'T WANNA WASH MY HAIRR!
Okay I have to, or it will look greasy.
xD.
I love my baby<3

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

xPPPP

So its 6:36 in the morning.
&&I still haven't slept.
Because I've been having panic attacks on and off.
>_<
Gah.
I hate this feeling.
Now my mum is bitching at me.
This is cool.
I get eight hours without her bitching.
And then she gets up.
I have to deal with her for two hours,
Then shes gone for 9 hours.
And I'm fine.
Then she gets home.
And then I'm screwed again.
Bleh.
I miss school.

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

I need to type right now.
i just need to get this out.
Right now. I'm sitting here listening to Nada Surf.
I can sense a panic attack coming on.
I haven't had one in forever.
But I can sense it.
So I'm going to keep typing.
To be focused on hitting the right keys without looking.
I'm not even look at the screen.
K now I am.
But I'm scared.
I don't like panic attacks.

Habits. [I like making lists.}

1) Biting my nails.
2) Saying "like" a lot
3) Procrastinating.
4) I complain about the way I look too much.
5) I compare myself to other people too much.
6) I mix up people's names.
7) I talk to myself

I'll add more. xD.

Stuff That Bugs Me.

1) When girls go from being hot to being not hot.
2) When guys go from being not hot to being hot.
3) People who say their kids' ages in months after they're a year old.
4) When people say "I have to clean house." Its I have to clean the house.
5) When people wear skinny jeans with high heels.
6) When people flirt with you when they know you have a bf/gf
7) When people buy me stuff.
8) When people have numbers in their screenames that have no purpose.
9) LIQUID EYELINER THAT SAYS ITS BLACK BUT IS REALLY NAVY BLUE! >>>>=|
10) People who spell their names wrong on purpose.
11) People who wear their clothes 9879276976 sizes too small.
12) People who try to make acronyms for EVERYTHING.
13) Fat girls that wear REALLY tight clothes.
14) Oprah.
15) When cleaning supplies say "Kills 99.9% of household germs!"
16) When people always refer to someone as their brother or sister when they really aren't related at all.
17) Incest.
18) Abortion.
19) Small children.
20) My TV.,
21) When your power goes out and then you have to re-set every fucking clock. >_<
22) Time.
23) The new MTV. -_-
24) New rap music. 'Cept Eminem, Ludacris, SOME Lil Wayne, and new ICP.
25) Miley Cyrus.
26) Justin Bieber.
27) Girls who only like Green Day because they're hot.
28) People who say Green Day is old.
29) People who say that MCR is "emo".
30) People who label themselves.
31) When my mum washes my shirts when I tell her not to until I wear them again because they smell like Happyfoot.
32) Cigars.
33) Gauged facial piercings.
34) People who blame everything on stupid shit that makes no sense.
35) People who call people fat when they're fat.
36) Waterproof eye make up.
37) People who dye their hair a colour drastically different from their natural colour first time they dye it.
38) People who think they're the shit.
39) People.
40) People who smoke weed in front of you and don't offer you a hit.

Lyssie♥

Alyssa Maureen Lyons.
You are amazing.
You're one of my bestestestest friends♥&&I'm talking to you at this very moment. xD.
You're sososososososososoooo pretty(:<3
You're one of the nicest people I know, and I know I can literally tell you like anything. Literally. Anything.
I love our late night conversations about pubic hair, shaving pubic hair, the 10 Commandments, other people's pubic hair, sex, and other random things(:.
I really do love you.
You're one of my best friends.
And its always going to stay that way.
IDGAF WHAT HAPPENS, EVEN IF YOU EAT MY FIRSTBORN CHILD.
Okay I know you won't do that.
you'd microwave it first.
Ewieee raw food.
xD.
Kloveyoubai<3

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

Saturday, June 19th, 2010.

Today was prettyyy good(:
I woke up at about noon after a night before with no cable or Internet. -_-
But we had power...odd.
But last night.
Since I had no entertainment.
Guess what I did?
I CUT UP THE GLOW STICKS ALYSSA GAVE ME AND SPLURTED THE GLOW STUFF ALL OVER MY ROOOOMMM!(:
I am so happy.
Its probably going to fade by tomorrow night.
But oh welll(:
It looks amazing when my lights are off.
Likk srsly!! :}DDD
Anyway!
Shiloh<3 came over today to use my power. xD. I misseded her. x[.
Then we went to the park with Happyfoot<3 [Happyfoot<3 = Matt. xD), Dezarai, and Thomas. <-- -_-
But kso.
I was getting ready to go to the park.
AND MY HAIR. WAS BEING. SUCH A. MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. D:
Anywayy.
So yeah I saw Happyfoot<3(:.
It made me happy. :]]
He smelled like apples and cinnamon. :]]]]
HE WAS LOOKING SEXXYYYY!(:
I was like
"Woah my boyfriend is sexy."
Literally. Out loud.
xD.
Then Shiloh and Dezarai decided to creep on us! D:<
I was likeee x[[
xD
But yeah.
Today was prettyyy amazing.
<3(:

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

Billie Joe Armstrong.

You are my idol.
You are so amazing.
I'm not just another obsessed fan girl. I'm really not.
I look up to you in everything I do. You are so amazing. You really are. Your music is...wow. And your life story has made me and a lot of other people stronger, I know it.
You are an amazing man.
Do not let anyone tell you different, Mr. Armstrong.
I love you<3

Love&&Stitches,
A Bastard of Young, Idiot, Nimrod, Whatshername, Little Girl, and a Grouch.
AKA Lyndsey(:

=^_^=

I'm getting people out of my life, I'm done with fake bitches and sex obsessed douchebags. I'm so much higher than some of the shit they pull.

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

Wednesday June 16th, 2010.

So today was boring like woahh.
I woke up at 7:40. Fell asleep. Woke up at 11:13. Fell asleep. Woke up at 2:10. -_-.
I did nothing today.
I have nothing to do.
Matthew was doing stuff with his friends,
And Shiloh is in Tennessee.
And I had no plans.
Soo.
I printed shit out and wrote all day. :}D

I started talking to Tyler Rosier tonight.
He's prettyyy cool.
Kind of odd.
But prettyyyyyy cool.
Beastly. :}DDDD

So lately I've been thinking about the way I dress.
I don't like it.
xP

Its so fucking trendy and generic.
Like. I like the skinnies and the band tees.
Not so much the ridiculously bright skinnies and ridiculous make up.
Just sayin.

So I've been thinking of chilling it out.
Like.
Band tees, skinnies, shorts, basic shirts, converse.
None of dat crazy shit no more.

Me and CodyKid are talking like alottt.
I'm so mad.
His girlfriend, Kayla, breaks up with him because shes moving to Canton.
What does she do?
Dates his best friend two days later.
Slut. >_>

ANYWAY.

I'm getting my Septum pierced soon! :D
And I'm having Jason's friend stretch my ears up to a 00 then maybeee a 1/2 inch?! :}D

You guys should see me and Cody's convo;:

8=D says:
Augustana - Boston <3
In the light of the sun, is there anyone? Oh it has begunnnn.
P:
Thunder Slug says:
That song is old.
xD.
8=D says:
Oh dear you look so lost, eyes are red and tears are shedd.
I know. but i've always loved it
I wanna learn the piano in it.
Thunder Slug says:
So have I.
Ohmygodthatwouldbeamazingofyou<3
8=D says:
lmao.
I need a piano first?
Thunder Slug says:
I would love you for evar. xDDD.
*throws piano at cody*
xD
8=D says:
O_O
NOT COOL.
STOP IT.
BAD LYNDSEY.
Thunder Slug says:
*throws more pianos*
8=D says:
Kso 'm dead now.
Thanks.
Thunder Slug says:
*THROWS A MOTHERFUCKING KEETAR
8=D says:
Now I'm extra dead.
You dick.
Thunder Slug says:
*cries*
8=D says:
Thats right bitch you better cry
O-o
Thunder Slug says:
*runs away and cries*
8=D says:
pwnd.
kso.
For real i need a piano.
Thunder Slug says:
*jumps off a bridge*
GO GET A PIANO NOW
D:
8=D says:
Wait you just jumped off a bridge.
O_o
Thunder Slug says:
YEAH I DID.
xD
8=D says:
I'm hungryyyyyyyy
Thunder Slug says:
WELL I AINT MAKIN YOU FOOD BECAUSE I JUST JUMPED OFF A FUCKIN BRIDGE
8=D says:
Harsh,
Thunder Slug says:
Starve bitch.
xD.
Jk.
Ily.
*makes cookies*
8=D says:
................
I HATE COOKIES YOU COCK
Thunder Slug says:
LMFAO
8=D says:
>O
Thunder Slug says:
*makes ramen*?!?!
8=D says:
sure.
<3
Thunder Slug says:
*makes lots of ramen*
*eats all of the ramen*
jk
*makes more ramen*
*throws ramen at cody*
8=D says:
YOU FUCKING WHORE TOO MUCH RAMEN
Thunder Slug says:
LMFAO

<3
I love that child. He makes me happy.

Kimdonenowbai

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

Dearest Matthew,

Thank you so, so much for being there for me in the months I have known you. You are the sweetest boy and I must say, you are much too good for me.

We have only been together for seven days, but trust me, you make me so happy. I have no idea why but...I've fallen for you.

You know, when I first met you, at Jake's house, I thought you were reallyyy cute, eventhough my boyfriend at the time, Thomas, was your best friend.

I remember telling Shiloh about you and how you had helped me push the tapers through my ear at Jake's because I was pussying [sp?] out. And how your eyes were green and your hair was jet black.

But I thought it was wrong of me to like you, because of Thomas. So deep down, even though I had tricked myself into thinking I was falling for him, I wanted it to end. Maybe that's why I wasn't upset when I read the text when he broke up with me, I don't know.

But a few days later you IM'd me on Myspace.

im soo sorry about thomas.

Haha. Its fine, thanks.

i yelled at him for it lol

Bahaha. :]

*five minutes later*

i have to get this out there.

Hmm?

i think your really really really cute :)


^^^

Yes that epic shit is saved to the logging system thingie on my Myspace IM.

But I was so happy. That you didn't think I was weird. I kept talking to you. Days later, you asked me out. I said no because we had to get to know another better. Weeks went by.

I was liking you more, and more, and more, and more. I'd get all excited when my phone would go off and it would be another text from you.

The first time we hung out was insane. I was in Hot Topic waiting for you and you came up behind me. It made me happy(:.

You had on a Whitechapel shirt and red skinny jeans. I looked yucky. D:

You are so, so sweet Matt. You really are.

I look forward to getting texts from you everyday saying just...the most random things.

I have so many texts from you saved to my phone.

I think ur so beautiful wait i know ur beautiful i get tears in my eyes when i see you i just dont show it

I might be some 8 year old boy (insider. xD]

you might love hugging me more but I love kissing you more

Lynnndddssseeeyyy baabbyyy

I wish I was holding you =/

Hey baby, are you alone tonight? How can we make it? Hey baby, looks like you were wrong its never too late, never too late. :]

Your not worthless your the most amazing person ever

I love you

Damn i miss you so fucking much you have no idea

I love your eyes :]

I Love You sooo fucking much. I've never loved anyone before babe.

Yep. I'mma creeper.

But Matthew, I love you. I really do. I love you so much. Idgaf what anyone says, that I can't be in love, I do not care. I fucking love you.


Love,
Babe. <3

:P

Shut the fuck up.

Haii

(:
Hmm, so I have decided I am going to do a twice weekly music, book, and movie review thingie once every two weeks.
Its something to keep me going, y'know?

Music;:

B.o.b - He did the song with Hayley Williams&&Eminem called "Airplanes" and I must say, I am loving his sound. Its very...chill and makes me happy. Its got kind of a poppy sound with a rap sound and I am loving itt. He is really amazing and you guys should check out his other music, not just Airplanes, eventhough it is an AMAZING song.

Whitechapel - I absolutely love this band. They're grindcore and their sound isn't the typical grindcore sound like Chelsea Grin and bands like that. The percussion is AMAZING and all the songs off of the This Is Exile album make me jizz all over the place.


Alesana - I have been listening to a lot of them lately, especially their songs The Thespian&&Obsession Is Such An Ugly Word&&Seduction. I absolutely adore the lead singer, not screamer's, voice. It has a very good tone and it just matches the screamer's screaming very well.

OLD My Chemical Romance- As in Demolition Lovers, Skylines and Turnstiles, Drowning Lessons, and just every other pre-Black Parade and Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge. I am a HUGE My Chemical Romance fan and I adore Gerard's writing style but their older music is just a lot more emotional and has a much different sound to it.


Movies;:

Cravings - Its a horror movie I discovered a few days ago while fucking around on On Demand. Its a British film which means British dialect, which I loooovvvveee. Its about a girl that is put in therapy initially for self harm and then it turns out the reason she does it is that she has an insatiable thirst for human blood. It is SUPER gory and kind of disturbing, especially towards the end.

Awake - Its a horror movie about anesthesia awareness which is a phenomena that happens when one is put under anesthetic while undergoing surgery but you wake up but because of the amount of muscle relaxers you're completely paralyzed but you feel all of the pain. Its really amazing and you wouldn't think it would be that scary, but it really is.


Books;:

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - I've been reading this series for a while and I am on the third book at the moment, Tenth Grade Bleeds. It documents the situation of a young teenage boy who is half vampire, half human. It's really difficult to describe so I think you would need to check it out fer yourself(:

Th1rteen R3asons Why - I read this book months ago like in the 2nd trimester of 7th grade but I am still in LOVE with it. It is seriously one of the best books I have ever read. Its about a young girl who commits suicide and then leaves thirteen tapes explaining why. Its very very well written and although its depressing, its really...just...really REALLY good.

Kay well I'm done now.

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

Ughhh.

Ugh ugh ugh.
Today is the second day of summer.
And wanna know what I did today&&yesterday?
Sat around all day.
I AM SO FUCKING BORED.
>_<
Matty doesn't have to go to summer school though! :D
Because he got like uber good grades on his exams(:<3
Ohandbythewaybitches.
Stop trying to steal my boyfriend.
A'intttttt gonna work(:
Because he is mine.
So backthefuckoff.

ANYWAY.

Tomorrow I am going to see my MattHappyFoot<3 :]]

Yay(:

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

One Year Ago...

I still had long blonde hair.
I was in "love" with Austin Hicks.
I had the coolest pair of orange skinny jeans. xD.
I didn't have any facial piercings. D;
I had never drank more than maybe three sips of alcohol.
I was sane.
I had no idea what was coming for me in the year ahead.
My myspace url was http://www.myspace.com/punkcheerleader666 <-- fail. xD.
I called myself "emo". -_- //_* xD
I was skinny...really really reeeaaalllyyy skinny.
Alex Blank was my boyfriend. xP
I was a complete failure.
I was writing a Billie Joe Armstrong fan fiction called Broken Billie Joe. Lmfao.
I was ugly. O_e
Lindsey Cole still thought we were friends. xD.

I'll add more later.

Last Summer.

Summer of 2009.

Shiloh.
Walking around on the East Side with a bunch of emo kids. xD.
Austin's talking shoe.
Mustard is banana cum and ketchup is vagina blood.
Cobra Starship, Escape the Fate, All Time Low, NeverShoutNever!&&Bring Me The Horizon.
Nose piercings that bled.
Ridiculously infected ears.
Creepy 17 year olds. xD.
Hot sk8r 5c3n3 boyfriends.
Videogames.
Scooter.
Hooker shorts.
Having my ass as Austin's picture for his Caller ID on Shiloh's phone. xD.
Falling down the hill in front of my house.
Austin trying to set my lawn on fire. >=|
Macaroni and Cheese.
Lemonade fairy.
Making macaroni and cheese with milk. xD.
Ramen.
Lots and lots of ramen.
Robot Chicken.
HxC 5c3n3 k!dd outfits.
Putting CD's in my pants.
Brandon Grew's eyebrows. xD.
AUSTEEBEAR! xD

I'll add more throughout Summer '10

SCHOOL'S. OUT. FOR. SUMMAH! :D

Okay not yet.
But tomorrow is my last full day(x
And the last last day of school, Wednesday, I am wearing the cutest. Outfit. Ever.
I'm skipping 5th&&6th hour tomorrow with Jessica, Kayleigh, Raylene, and Lindsay. (:
I's excited(:
We're leaving school grounds during lunch&&walking to McDonalds(:
&&Then I might get to see my big bruver(:<3
I miss my bruver. x[
BUT YEAH!
SCHOOL IS OUT WEDNESDAYYY! =DDD

I am. So fucking. Ex. Cited.

Likk srsly!!

Shit is gonna get crazy this summer doe.

All y'all should watch out for LyndsegTheMysticalSpiceBoo&&ShilogTheOtherMysticalSpiceBby this summer. Its going to be 10x crazierrr.

And last summer...was pretty crazy.

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.

Life(x

Life is going well lately(:

Last night was my BestieShilogTheMysticalSpiceBby's formal(:

I did her make up(:

She looked so pretty(:

And her and Kane totally sucked face by the doors by the auditorium apparently while I got some in the firearms aisle in Walmart.

BAHAHAHA.

Speeaaaakkkiiiingggg oooofffff(:

So I know I've been going through relationships fast since Thomas lately. I mean, it just didn't work out with Zach&&Shane cheated on me.

But there has been this fellow I have liked for a while noooowwww(:

I met him through JakeKittennnn.

His name is Matt. :]

And him and I started dating last night in the firearms aisle of Walmart(:

Hahaha, irony. x]

I mean like. Hes so sweet(:. Hes 15, going to be 16 in October. He has tattooooossss(: and spiderbite piercings and long black hair(:

He is a cutie(:

He plays guitar(:

He just doesn't take good Myspace pictures. xD.

Anyway.

But yeah my life has actually been going pretty well lately. I'm beginning to get over Cody and realizing that him and I are a thing of the past&&it probably will never happen again, so right now, I'm focusing on;:

1) Friends.
2) Matt<3
3) Writing.
4) Family.
5) College.
6) Sanity.

=^_^=. See how sanity is at the bottom? :]. I've been A LOT happier lately, its madness. I think its because of how...well its been going for me lately.

I did amazing on my Algebra exam :]].

I mean, for a little bit my entire world was crashing down again, but its beginning to pick itself up again. I mean, look, I've got some beast hair, my mummy is getting better(:, I have a sexy tattooed and pierced [AND LEGALLY ABLE TO DATE, BECAUSE HE IS FIFTEEN} boyfriend, and--Speak of the Devil, he just IM'd me, bahaha--I'm beginning to drop more weight(:. Which makes me happyfeet(:.

So summer(:

I have Monday, Tuesday, and half of Wednesday left of school.

Monday we are going to put-put(:

Tuesday...probablyyyy movies(:

And Wednesday is the last day and my grandmammie and grandpappie are taking BestieShilogTheMysticalSpiceBby&&I to the Oliveeee Gardeennnn(:

And then summer shall begin! :}D

But Matt has a week of summer school. x[

But me and Shiloh shall make up that time having SpoonWars and such :]

Gawsh I am so excited for summer.

But yeah.

This is getting long.

Soooo...

Kthnxbai

Love&&Stitches,
Lyndsey.