13.

I am thirteen years old.
=D.
I don't feel any different, to be honest.
Same ol' Lyndsey.
Just ol'er. xD.
By the way, I want people to prank call me for my birthday. :].

I Cannot Finish Anything.

So I have a Quizilla account, and on Quizilla you can write stories.
I have only ever finished one series.
I can never finish anything.
I finished one Green Day fanfiction.
I started one about vampires, I started another about a troubled model.
And now I am about to make a new account.
I have no idea why I always do this.
Do I get bored or something?
Who knows.
From The Mind Of,
Lyndsey.

12/24/2009 <3

So today me and my ex-boyfriend Cody Micheal Lent got back together.
I am so fucking happy.
<33333.

Fetishes.

Are interesting.
There's a lot of fetishes.
Like;
Foot fetishes, bondage fetishes, ethnic fetishes, obesity fetishes, Sadomasochistic fetishes, Drendophilia fetishes, Katoptronophilia fetishes, biting fetishes, and Emetophilia fetishes.
Let's start with foot fetishes.
Okay, some people get turned on by feet. Marilyn Manson has a foot fetish.
For a foot fetishist, a certain type of foot can insanely arouse them.
Foot fetishists can act sexually upon their fetish by messing around with another's foot. I really don't want to list how for personal reasons.
Bondage Fetishes;
Bondage refers to the use of restraints for the sexual pleasures of the parties involved. Some people like being tied up, handcuffed, etcetera.
Bondage has become a nich in sexual cultures of its own with pornography directors and actors specializing in it.
Ethnic Fetishes;
Some people have a thing for people of one race/ethnicity group. Asian, African-American, Caucasian, Hispanic, etc.
Obesity Fetishes;
The fetishization of fat people. The "chubby culture" is mainly made up of bisexual and gay men, a "chubby chaser" is an average/slim bisexual or gay male who likes fat guys.
Sadomasochistic Fetishes;
Sadism refers to sexual pleasure in inflicting sexual pain in others, but on the other hand a masochist derives being aroused from having sexual pain inflicted upon them.
Drendophilia Fetishes:
Being sexually aroused by trees.
I have no idea why.
Katoptronophilia Fetishes:
The fetish of having sex in front of mirrors.
That isn't too bad.
Biting Fetishes:
Self-explanitory. A lot of people have this, I mean, who doesn't think its kind of hot to have someone bite your neck?! >_>. DON'T JUDGE MEEEE.
Emetophilia Fetishes:
The fetish in which an individual is aroused by the act of vomiting. Ew.

I tell a lot of people I have a Snowsuit Fetish.
I don't.
I just think Snowsuits are amazing. <3.

From The Mind Of,
Lyndsey.

I Need $$$

Okay, so, I need money.
I used to have a job but it was a seasonal job for Halloween as a Haunted House Scarer but obviously I can't get that job back.
So, I will do anything for money.
'Cept anything sexual because I don't roll like that.
So if anyone could get me a babysitting job or something it would be greatly appreciated.
I need money to buy hair dye and proper jewelry for piercings I am going to do myself.
I seriously need money.
So please please help me out here and find me a job.
From The Mind Of,
Lyndsey.

13 Going on 25.

Okay, so, my thirteenth birthday is in 10 days.
But, I act like I'm 25 half the time.
I always have.
When I was in fourth grade I went to the tanner with my mom and had bright blonde hair and wore make up and short skirts from Aeropostale.
I've always acted older.
I don't really know if its a good thing...or a bad thing.
I look older too >_>.
My friend said he thought I was a High-School Junior.
xD.
He didn't believe me when I said I was 12. Oh well, most people don't.
From The Mind Of,
Lyndsey.

Abortion.

I have changed my views on Abortion.
I used to believe that;
Abortion in any case was okay.
That is not what I currently believe.
I believe in Pro-Choice. But.
I do not believe in Abortion in this case;
Girl is a teenager, girl has sex with boyfriend, UH OH! SHES KNOCKED UP!
YOU made the choice to have sex, YOU let him put his penis in your vagina [Or her vagina on your penis. Whatever.]. It was in YOUR control.
I do not believe in Abortion being used as a birth control.
I think it is stupid to not take responsibility for your actions.
If MY daughter got pregnant because she had sex with her boyfriend no way in living HELL would I let her have an Abortion performed BECAUSE:
She made her own decision. It was not by force nor by fear of her boyfriend.
Now, I do believe in Abortion in the case of Rape or Incest.
Rape: Unlawful sexual activity commited forcibly or under threat of injury, murder, blackmail, etc. Usually act of sexual intercourse.
Incest: Sexual intercourse between persons closely related by blood.
Okay, so,
if you are RAPED and you do not want to carry your abuser's child I believe it is okay to Abort the pregnancy.
If you are a victim of INCEST, or if it was willingful, and the person did not want to have said child out of Incest because if the two parents have resembling DNA they will end up being metnally challenged or handicapped in some way I believe it is okay to Abort the pregnancy.
I believe it is a necsassity [or how ever you spell it] for the government to legalize Abortion or we will go back to the days when people were going in alleys and having people Abort them with coat hangers, which would create mayhem.
You have your views, I have mine.
From The Mind Of,
Lyndsey.

...

So today is the nine-year anniversary of my dad's suicide.
I didn't go to school.
For the most part it was because I was tired as fuck and sick to my stomach. I really wanted to go to school today.
My mom went to work.
Which I think was a bad idea.
:/.
At least I get to go with my grandma shopping today...
So right now my life sucks and I am horribly depressed.
I just feel like shit.
1) My dad killed himself nine years ago today.
2) I have two different people who hate me at the moment.
3) I'm horribly guilty as always.
4) I have a headache.
I just wish my dad could have moved back to the UK instead of doing what he did.
From The Mind Of,
Lyndsey.

12/15/09

Before School - I woke up at five-thirty. I laid for like fifteen minutes...thinking...before getting my lazy ass out of bed and getting some clothes, straighten my hair, and put on make-up 'cause I be narsty lookin' without it. I got out to the bus and stood there for like three minutes with Ryann and Joey until the bus came. I got into the hallway and hung out with Audrey, Cassie, and Tim.

First Hour - Social Studies. Whoo. Mr. Zimmerman went on a rant about how he thinks pre-school/kindercare is stupid.

Second Hour - English. We got to watch the second part of "Brian's Song". I almost cried. D:.

Third Hour - Vagabonds. We basically rehearsed in the auditorium again. Lyssie wasn't there so I had like nobody to talk to.

Fourth Hour - Algebra A. Did my assignment. Whoo? Some girl's step-dad died. Yeah...right before the big 'ol nine year anniversary...whoo...

Lunch - Sat at usual table minus Alyssa. Cassie didn't have her lunch D:. I was all like "NOOOO." so yeah. Nachos are the sexxx.

Fifth Hour - Astronomy. Me and Clay made fun of Mr. Reed. Mr. Reed needs to stop trying to be funny. "I hate losing my marbles, it drives me crazy." [He was throwing marbles in a little coin thing to demonstrate something having to do with the moon?]

Sixth Hour - Science. Pizza party & awards ceremony. Avery kept feeling up on my thigh, I yelled at Micheal Baxter, and ranted about Icky-Mackenzie.

Bus Ride Home - Ian wasn't there. :/. I sat with this chick Micheala. Shes alright. I listened to Lady GaGa, Mindless Self Indulgence, and No Doubt. Mrs. Treevee [sp?] was yelling at kids over the speaker. I was annoyed.

After School - Took a shower and got on MSN/AIM/Myspace. Talked to Sam. Yeah. Kickass, right?

So my dad's nine year death anniversary is tomorrow. I hope I'll be okay.

Most Epic Thing on Facebook. Ever.

Okay, so, on Facebook there is this little application called Social Interview, and it asks you questions and you answer them. One of them was "If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why?" and I said "Hmmm >_______________>. Have hawt sex with a sexy person? ;D".
So, Cassie "liked" it and Sam commented it saying "Why hullo there." and an argument ensued. xD.

Sam: Why hullo there.
Cassie: Sam better back off. Lyndsey is mine. Kthnx baii.
Sam: Bitch, please >=
Cassie: You wanna fight Sam? Imma win this battle, and the war. So don't play.
Sam: I think someone is a little upset, that Lyndsey would pick me over them. :)
Me: This whole argument between you two is hilarious. xD.
Cassie: Uhm no. I am not 'upset' because I know fo sho Lyndsey would pick her bestestestestestestest friend over you Samuel. Deal wit it.
Sam: But you are like straight and such. That wouldn't work o_O
Me: I keep pressing the refresh button just to see this. xDDD.
Sam: >=
Cassie: Lyndsey: You is so silly. Sam: Lyndsey said you betta back off. Cause Imma win doe.
Me: ALL SAM CAN SAY IS THE ANGRY FACE. xDDDD.
Me: I want this argument to continue. xD.
Sam: Why would you want to win? You are straight, and all that stuff. I think =/
Cassie: So, what does being straight have to do with anything? Geez Sam, get all technical on everybody.
Sam: Because winning involved Hot sex with Lyndsey? Did you not even read the answer, Goddddd.
Cassie: I read the answer. That's why I said that Lyndsey was mine, and you cannot have her. (: I don't think you understood that part. She is married to me after all.
Sam: Fine! Take her, go have that Lesbian sex =/
Cassie: Yay. iWin. (You give up too easily. Lyndsey is worth the fight you know.)

CASSIE IS BEAST, THAT WAS EPIC, AND SAM PUSSIED OUT
xD
Cassie<333
From The Mind Of,
Lyndsey.

Important Dates.

These are important dates to me, not you. Don't ask what they mean.

March 21, 2009.
September 23, 2009.
December 6, 2009.
February 14, 2009.
June 15, 2009.
March 18, 2009.
December 27, 2008.
June 11, 2009.
December 16, 2000.
February 17, 1972.
December 8, 1981.
September 6, 2009.
November 27, 2009.
June 7, 2007.
December 1, 2008.
July 8, 2009.
December 20, 2009.

I'll probably add more.

Trust.

Okay, if somebody tells you something out of pure trust they have with you, you don't go running your mouth about it.
Like, when somebody says "Promise not to tell anyone?" right before they tell you something, they obviously do not want you to tell anybody.
So don't go telling someone what they told you after you "promised" to not tell anyone.
Seriously.
Its wrong and its breaking someones trust with you.
Stop running your mouth.
From The Mind Of,
Lyndsey.

Fuck You, Fuck You Very Much.

Fuck you Mom.
All you do is bitch about shit and you don't do a thing about it.
You sit on your ass all night watching Soap Opera re-runs from earlier in the day on SOAPNet.
Whenever I'm upset or cry you tell me to go upstairs, you never ask me whats wrong.
No, you change your Facebook status to "I can't take this drama anymore!!!".
You say you're leaving,
go do it, like everyone else.
You say you'll go kill yourself,
go do it, my dad sure didn't hesitate.
From The Mind Of,
Lyndsey.

Mr. Burnette <3.

So, I was in Vagabonds yesterday, and Mr. Burnette was acting pretty damn hilarious.
First of all, we were singing "Ring the Bells" and at one point everyone is supposed to go unison with the Soprano part, which is the part I sing throughout almost the entire song, and the Bass section forgot too and began singing their part, and Mr. Burnette asks us Sopranos, "What is the first word of your part?" and Keegan replied with "Ring." and Mr. Burnette goes "RING?! I HEARD DECK!" because the boy's part goes "Deck the halls....". xDD.
I don't know why but me and Alyssa found that hilarious.
And then he was talking about how to stand when in concert or festival and he started standing with his knees together and said "This looks like you have to go to the bathroom." and then stood like a boy in the choir and he said "This looks like you're gay.".
I knew it was mean, but I couldn't stop laughing.
Mr. Burnette can be cool. >_>.
From The Mind Of,
Lyndsey.

Inside Jokes. <3.

These are just some inside jokes I have.
"TENTACLES!"
"Sex In Your Mouth Chips."
"Fuck me."
"An ancient proverb once said, I AM THE BESSTTTTT."
"I have a large car in my pants."
"...With syrup?"
"RING?! I HEARD DECK!"
"Dancing pig."
"BODY LOTION!"
"It squirts."
"Virgin In Your Mouth Chips."
"Wereturtles."
Just a few.
I will add more to this list. x].