Halloween.

Today's Halloween.
I just got back home from Danielle's. Me, Charles, and Marissa spent the night there.
Last night kinda sucked.
I lost one of my best friends last night.
Fml.
Why can't I just keep my mouth shut?
Seriously. -.-.
Anyway.
I wasn't going to go trick or treating, but NOW my mom is letting me. -.-. So I have to get a zombie kit and be a zombie something. I'm going with Danielle, Charles, and Marissa. Danielle is going to be a school girl, Charles is Justin Beiber, and Marissa is a crazed Justin Beiber fan. o.o
I went Trunk or Treating last night with Charles and Danielle before we got Marissa and they dumped candy all over mine and Charles' squash baby. D:Hmph.
I'm depressed.
I miss Darla.

My Facebook About Me! :D

I find Facebook about me's to be quite ridiculous, so I'm going to use this little box of information to get one thing straight.

I. Do. Not. Fucking. Care. What. The. Fuck. You. Think. Of. Me.

I don't care.

I really don't. All of you fucking haters can talk shit about me; I DON'T FUCKING CARE. I know who I am, my boyfriend knows who I am, my family knows who I am, and my friends know who I am. That's all I care about. So, if you find it fun to say all of this ridiculous shit about me, please take note that I don't care. Sorry to ruin your fun.

"Haters make me famous." - BOTDF. ♥


By the way, I know who it is that's talking shit about me. :)

/b/♥

So I'm sick and didn't go to school today.
What is my solution?
Sit on /b/.
All.
Day.
THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT BEEN GRACED BY THE CERTAIN ADDICTION THAT IS OF /B/:
http://boards.4chan.org/b/
(:
Oh and I wrote a chapter for Slutgarden. Bane seriouslyy needs to reply to my texts or get on MSN I am bored like woah.
This was soo pointless.


Reach For The Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

Shit I Say On Teenspot.

So, its 12:22 AM and I am listening to Boondox and talkin' to Bane and I am bored outta my MIIIIIIIIIIIIND.

So I log onto my favourite website,
Teenspot.
:]

My screename is PsychoxCucumber, by the way.

#1: sxyyy_male_model

(I don't think hes really a male model, I really honestly just say fucked up shit in this first one xD.)

im pansexual aslo =]
Hello.
hii hunn
you wanna cyb3r?
sure asl?
15 f al
u a pansexual also?
yes i like vagina and penis and penis/vagina and
vagina/penis and both
o.o
me too!
ok
ever been with herma?
yeah
it was hot
i know i love it
the way its pen!s spun around while my retriever
licked her vag?
mmmmmmmmmmmm
retriever huh? very sexy
yea i likk beastiality
im into anything.. im so fuckin hornii right now im
cravin it all
how would you feel if i got my homosexual goldfish,
bane, in on this and he swam up your urethra?
okkk
u'd likk that?
im into anything that would turn u on
ok what iffffffff
ok what if i brought in this emo kid i know,
clementine.
and he shit on your ass
and then
i took
his penis
and he shoved it up into your ass????
what do u want done to u?
i want you
to take my homosexual goldfish,
eat him,
digest it,
then after you have digested it,
put orange juice,
in your ass,
and squirt it ou,
WHILE
dressed like marilyn manson
u up fo dat sexxy?

-*-

#2: kissthetip
(This dude is pretty cool. xDDD)
hey, bitch
HEY, SLUT
how do you do?
TERRIBLE D:
PROFESSOR FLUFFYBAWLZZ ATE CAPTAIN
DIPSHIT
there's really no need to shout, those aren't even the names of
real people
Professor Fluffybawlzz is my alley cat and Captain
Dipshit is my Siamese fighting fish,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
no shit
Then why you be yellin at me with all that skeez,
homes?
i'm not prepared for this
You need to get prepared? You need to pre-heat
your oven?
if you really wanna start talking about one another's oven,
this is doomed
I like my oven.
Its warm.
And cozy.
My homosexual goldfish, Bane, lives in there.
you've got a thing for aberrant marine life, haven't you
Yes, yes I do.
I've got an octopus in my rectum.
His name is Larry.
He has a foot fetish.
How about you stick a straw in there and suck it on
out?
I'll take that as a no.
i'd prefer getting killed, but moods change

-*-

#3: rockinabss
(This guy was like "IF YOU WATCH THE OFFICE PRESS 44444" in the chat room. xD.)
I very much enjoy the office.
HAHA i know right
great show
I like to watch it when I am aroused.
The way the one nerdy guy's head is shaped,
Reminds me of a cantaloupe.
haha oh really
Yeah, really.
What? Do you think I am lying to you?
Do you think I am coursing lies through your ears to
be falsely comprehended in your brain?!
But yes
I do enjoy the Office when my hoochie coochie is
moist.
Gerlado,
I thought we had a great relationship going on here.
I can't believe you would REALLY accuse me of
lying to you.
Why would I lie to the man who is carrying my
baby?
I mean...
Lets look back on the good times.
Remember when we re-enacted the scene when
Dwight and Angelina "get it on", except we really did? And you had on a
Chubakka costume and I had on an It costume?
I can't trust you anymore.
I can't believe you would accuse ME of lying to YOU,
Michael.
Luergo...I don't know who you are anymore.
Seriously Alejandro.
Its over.
Goodbye.
I will now put this metal cascet to my brain as I fall
into the "rockin abyss" that will remind me of you.

-*-

#4: sickofthebanning
(This guy was asking for a "DETAILED" and "CREATIVE" roleplay that "didn't lead straight to sex". xDD)
Hello.
hi
You wanna RP?
thats why i posted little paragraph haha
Bahaha, figured.
So you got any scenes?
depends on what your into
Elaborate.
well it depends on what roles you like.
Give me some choices.
I'm not picky ;]
I have roles for almost everything besides r@pe and
And?

Its comin up black.
**blank.
gh .-. animal stuff
the server is blockin it out
12Be@stiality.
there we go
Bahaha.
Uhm...
uhm wat?
How about guy meets girl in store, takes her home
to phuxz0rz her? Sorry I'm not good at coming up with the base of the
scene. xD.
if you want fantasy I have it, if you want regualr bf gf
stuff i have it, I have teacher student and so on.
no
NO
FANTASY
ok, dont yell for real.
Im saying the topics I have
Sorry I got so excited.
yep..
Anyway go on.
thats it
its wither fantasy cliche or what ever
Wither?
?
its either*
What do you mean by fantasy cliche?
aye.. fantasy! or its cliche! bfgf, exes, so on so forth
Ohhh
Fantasy
what about it.
Lets do this shit.
oh boy.
never mind, you have wasted my time, thank you for
trying
NO!
WE'RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
excuse me?
We're meant for each other.
Jesus told me.
okk your freaking me out fo rreal
I just wanted to have a nice winged creature
possibly succubus demonic roleplay with you, sickofthebanning,
BUT NO.
omg your crazy
for real, get some help
Baby, you're the only one that can help me.
all i asked for was detailed and creative girl that
didnt waste my time, that clearly is to much to fucking ask for females.
Whoever said I was a female?
if your not its more reason for you to leave me the
hell alone.
I never said I was a man,though.
God. So naive and close minded.
I'm Jesus.
its time for you to stop talking to me, you have
wasted more then enough of my time.
The Holy Savior, so I have no gender.
your crazy and your not amusing, get a life
I don't have a life anymore.
My name is Edward Cullen.
I'm a vampire.
omg.. im putting you on ignore now
have a nice night.
I LOVE YOU BABY

-*-

lol

Take a Lick Bitch, I'm Poison Fucking Deadly.

SO I MIGHT POSSIBLY PROBABLY AM 90% SURE I AM GOING TO GO SEE BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND DOTDOTCURVE(: IN ANN ARBOR ON NOVEMBER 21ST WITH KASEYLUMPYBBY!(:

I am such a fucking fag.

xDD

Babyyyy inject meeee sweetlyyyy.

I am so pumped.

Lmao I'm all happy now.

But Kasey is spending the night tomorrow night, and we're hanging out with Cameron and Charles and going to Underworld.

:]

I am so pumped. xDDDDDD.

Dahvie<3

God I am such a fucking scene kid sometimes -____________-

xD

I'm hopefully getting a diamond necklace and Green Day shirt tomorrow. ;3

Idk.


Reach For The Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

I don't know who this is anymore. This...demon that has taken over my body. This possession, it isn't me. Its something else that is inside of me. And I can't get it out. I can't get it out at all. Not even with the bleeding, the changing, the crying, nothing can get this possessor out of my system. This thing. It makes me hurt myself, hurt the ones that love me the most.

And that's what hurts the most.

When I hurt the ones who love me, who just want to help me.

It makes me feel like all I am is a useless waste of oxygen. I mean, if I can't be helped, even by my own mother and best friend and boyfriend, then how the hell am I supposed to help the world?

Isn't helping the world everyone's purpose? Isn't everything someone's meant to do supposed to help the world in some way?

To teach the younger generation, to cure illness (of all kinds), to make something beautiful out of something simplistic?

All of those purposes, help the world.

But what purpose do I have? None. So I shall let my body rot and hope this possessor rots along with it.

100 Facts.

1) I'm changing my name to Lyndsey Laceration on my 18th birthday, because I've been going by that since the 6th grade.

2) Or I might go by Phoenix Cinderburn. Haven't decided. xD

3) I'm absolutely obsessed with my fringe. I will comb it for hours. Literally.

4) My right eye has overactive tear ducts and its constantly watering.

5) I was vegetarian for a year and a half.

6) My favourite kind of sandwich is ham and mayonnaise. :D♥

7) I only wear black eyeliner.

8) I wear a size 3/5 in pants.

9) My favourite colours are hot pink, black, turquoise, purple, lime green, and silver.

10) My boyfriend's eyes are green.

11) I have no idea what I'll do if I don't get accepted into UofM.

12) I'm obsessed with the Young and the Restless.

13) I am the biggest Myspacewhore ever. Sitemodeling, trains, adding sites, etc.

14) I used to want to be a supermodel.

15) Carbonated drinks other than Grape Faygo and Diet Pepsi are icky.

16) I make a beastly macaroni and cheese. :)

17) I've read the book Thirteen Reasons Why four times...in a row. xD.

18) I want to name my daughter Phoenix Marie or Harley Xander.

19) I want to name my son Cody Zebekiah or Aiden Sin.

20) My natural hair colour is a light ash blonde.

21) I'm dying my hair purple soon, and I'm dying it all auburn red in the winter.

22) I only wear black nail polish.

23) I have a picture of an octopus named Larry drawn on my shoe.

24) My boyfriend thinks its funny to push me into piles of leaves. DD:

25) I sing First Soprano.

26) Me and my friend Jessica are doing colorguard next year.

27) I'm really good at tennis o.o

28) I fucking ROCK Gamecube.

29) I have a loose tooth...that's been loose since like March. xD.

30) My favourite movie is House of 1000 Corpses.

31) My second favourite movie is Girl Interrupted.

32) I've watched Thirteen and Painful Secrets on Youtube in parts. xD.

33) I wanna see the movies Prozac Nation and Secretary soo bad. xD.

34) The movie Across the Universe makes me cry hysterically -.-

35) Russia is my love.

36) I'm over Cody Lent.

37) I don't wear coloured contacts, contrary to most peoples' beliefs.

38) My friend Bane lives in Alabama. xD.

39) I hate the sound of plates hitting each other.

40) My favourite sound is of people skateboarding.

41) I love the smell of cigarettes. xD

42) I kinda wanna dye my hair back to blonde.

43) Kyle is piercing my septum. xD.

44) I'm a textfreak.

45) I have a scar on my second knuckle on my left hand of when I burnt my knuckle on my lightbulb when I was on the phone with Brandon Grew in the 6th grade because I was bored XD

46) My grandma dyes my hair.

47) My laptop has a Slipknot sticker, a Megadeth sticker, and a "ITS HACKIN' AWESOME!" (Fred) sticker on it.

48) I drink coffee creamer straight.

49) Most of my Green Day CD's are scratched.

50) My feetsies are always cold. D:

51) I go to Parkside. -.-"

52) I get a spinnybearhug from my bruver Justen everyday after sixth hour.

53) THE STRETCHY DUDE FROM SKY HIGH IS SO HOT OMFGZ.

54) I'm obsessed with the 90s.

55) The other day I caught myself petting my cat and talking to my mom about soap operas while watching a Lifetime movie with her. -.-. xD. Fml.

56) I'm allergic to Penicillin.

57) I have a freckle behind my left ear.

58) I'm Irish.

59) I don't like steak.

60) I fucking LOVE Michigan football.

61) I hate it when people don't return pc4pc.

62) It bothers me when people tell me I looked better blonde.

63) I'm extremely insecure.

64) Too lazy to do 100. xD

I Washed My Hands of Yesterday.

So today was pretty cool.

Jk.

-.-.

Well, my hair looked like shit and wouldn't fucking straighten and I realized I need to fucking cut the left side of my fringe. And then I went to first hour and Ryan basically told me off. Then in Algebra we watched Numb3rs and somebody was texting me, threatening to kill themselves.

...

|:

And then in English I was just fucking bored. And at lunch fucking Shane kept fucking staring at me and it pissed me off. And in Science I was bored out of my mind. And gym sucked because Isaac pissed me OFF. -.-. And then Troubadors was whatever I guess.

AFTERSCHOOL WAS AMAZING. :]

Me and Shelly rode Cameron♥'s bus home with him and then Charles came over and then we met up with Marissa and it was just funfunfunfun :]]

I'm beginning to really like Cam♥. ://

Whatever I guess.

Oh. Btw. I didn't get to fucking put the other colour in my hair.
-.-

I do this weekend though.


Reach For The Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

Wow...

I am SO fucking done with your greasy, grimey, nicotine breath self.

I HOPE you say the WRONG shit to the WRONG person and they WILL beat your ass.

And I must say.

I find it quite sexy when my boyfriend takes his shirt off and goes running down the street after you to beat your ass...

...and you pussy out.



Reach For The Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

Wonderwall.

Cameron keeps saying I'm prettier than Megan Fox and Kate Hudson.


Reach For Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

>.<"

Everyone is so fucking done with your shit. You lie to me to try to get me to dump my boyfriend, who happens to be your best friend, and then you lie to his face.
And you lie to impress people.
You talk shit about people and then say you love them.
You lie to keep your friends.
I am so fucking done with your lies, Shane.
I have no idea who you are anymore.
And I swear on my fucking dad's grave.
If you fucking hurt Kasey.
I will fucking hurt you.
I have no idea who you are anymore.


Reach For The Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

Paranoia Has Haunted Me Like A Ghost.

I hate waiting for Cameron to call.
Its so fucking annoying.
Because I'm scared to call him.
But I guess he'll call me whenever he wants to talk to me I guess.
Hmph.
I'm going to call Shane.
He usually can cheer me up |:
Kasey is sorry that my day sucks. Lmao.
So for breakfast I ate a cheeseburger and an Arizona.
>.>
My leg itches.
I went to the Michigan-Iowa game yesterday.
Michigan lost. 28 to 38. -.-
I got a new Michigan hoodie.
Its blue with "MICHIGAN Football" on it in maize with the helmet.
Its pretty fly.
I'm listening to Marcy Playground.
I like them.
Ugh I'm dying my hair today. I have no idea what colour to put in with the black, and I'm going to go get it in like an hour or two.
Ughhhh.
This sucks ass. -.-
I'm gonna call Shane now.


Reach For The Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

So Much For My Happy Ending.

So. First, your best friend tells me that you're a player and that you'll play me.

Thennnn, he tells me the opposite.

And I believe him.

Then, he breaks up with my boyfriend behind my back and doesn't let me take it back. Then he tells me he still likes me. Then you ask me out, and me being an oblivious fucking idiot, I say yes. Then he goes out with one of my best friends. Then he tells me you're using me, and that telling me to date you was a "test".

I miss Zach.

Fuck you.


Reach For The Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

Ravish Me Deadly.

So me and Zach broke up now I have a boyfriend named Cameron.
Nope, I don't think I loved Zach.
Call me a whore I don't fucking care.

I'm going to just fucking rant.

First off. I'm basically fourteen years old, I think I'm quite fucking old enough to sit at my boyfriend's house with our mutual best friend [Shane] and play Skate 3. Second. Shut the fuck up. You're fucking insane. I did NOTHING, literally. I was standing there talking to my mother and the next thing I know you're in my face screaming and yelling talking about how you don't have to put up with my mother's shit. You need to be a man and fucking leave instead of acting like a fucking two year old. Third. I have no idea why I like you so much, but it fucking scares me. :/. Fourth. Stop being a fucking manbitch, and get the fuck over yourself.

Fuck you. Fuck every single one of you.

o.o

I just realized.
I never talked about Jakobi in my blog.
XDD.
Anyway.
Jakobi is a friend of mine I met back in December and he has a girlfriend named Rachel.
Lol.


Reach For The Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

Talk Dirty to Me.

First Hour - Third Hour: MEAP. -.-. Ewie. I finished Part 1 in like half an hour then I slept. And thennnnnn I finished Part 2 in like ten minutes and wrote Zach♥ a note [which i have yet to give him roflmaoxddlolol] and then we started watching some weird horror movie o.o

Lunch: Sat with Shane, as usual. He told me some shit that I told Kaseylumpybby and now we're like OMFGZZZ.

Fourth Hour - Fifth Hour: I CHILLED WITH SHANE AND CAMERON IN MR. MCCLELLAND'S ROOM. :D. Cameron..:). I totally think he likes me. He made me sosososo happy. I was like "I are fatteh." and he goes "NO!" and I go "Yess." and he goes "You look like you weigh like 90 pounds. Honest." and I was like :). And then he gave me a piggy back ride and Shane texted Shiloh off of my phone. xD.

Sixth Hour (Troubadors): I wanted to just get out of there. xD. Kaylynn taught me how to waterfall braid and french braid. I did this really cool french braid lookin' thing to Lindsay's hair and it looked superduperuber pretty. :).

After School: Zach♥ met me at my locker and then he was superduperuber happy, idk why, and when we were walking to the parking lot he kept smiling and stuff and it made me happy(:. Then I came home and watched this epic Law and Order: SVU episode o.o.


Reach For The Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

Madina.

Anyone that has had the PLEASURE (sarcasm <.<) of attending Parkside, will know who she is.
She is...-.-
Okay first of all.
In the 7th grade, this is all she accused me of:

-Pants too tight (NOT A RULE AGAINST THAT)
-Pants too bright (NOT A RULE AGAINST THAT EITHER)
-Hair too bright (NOOOO RULES AGAINST HAIR)
-Shorts too short (-.- They were not even short and it was the last day of school.)

And in 8th grade, the only thing shes done (so far) is go up to Zach♥ when he was at my locker and zip tie him when he WASN'T EVEN SAGGING.

Like seriously. She made up the stupidest rule EVER.

You can't wear leggings as pants.

WELL GUESS WHAT.

GUESS.

WHAT.

I WORE LEGGINGS AS PANTS. AND HA! I GOT AWAY WITH IT!

So.

Haha.

Check.

Mate. (:


Reach For The Stratosphere,
Lyndsey.

................

Apparently I just listen to bands because they have "weird emo hair cuts" and their music sucks.
Hm.
Lets see.

Green Day doesn't have weird emo hair cuts.

Smashing Pumpkins don't have weird emo hair cuts.

Hawthorne Heights doesn't have weird emo hair cuts.

Flyleaf doesn't have weird emo hair cuts.

Marilyn Manson doesn't have weird emo hair cuts.

Leave me alone.

Sweet Silver Bells.

First Hour (History): I got to school late because I took a shower and dried&&straightened my hair and wore it in braided pigtails with my fringe down. ;3. It looked QUITE delectable, so I think I shall wear it like that again tomorrow. ANYWAY. I had to basically do all the rest of mine and Darius' History project. -.-. xD.

Second Hour (Algebra 1B): Mrs. Sockolowski is helping me out with bringing my grade up to at least a B by Monday. I am sososo grateful. I actually understood what we did today. Lmao

Third Hour (Adv. English): So boring. -.-". We basically went over the WTO out of Broken Chain and Mr. McClelland created the "Invisible Row" xD

Lunch: I sat with Shane, Mariah, Devon, Selina, Darius, and Jared. ;3

Fourth Hour (Science): I got the furthest in my class with the brochure project. xP. Mrs. Allen told me my grade is going up really fast. ;3

Fifth Hour (Gym): WE PLAYED THIS RETARDED FOOTBALL/BASKETBALL GAME AND I FELL LIKE SIXTEEN TIMES.

Sixth Hour (Troubadors): We went over "Fun Fun Fun!" like over and over again and now I hate that song and I want to shoot myself whenever I hear it. ;P. Me, Lindsay, Kaylynn, Kelsey M., Michaela, Kelsey B., Alexis, Leann, and Raylene talked about our ensemble that's singing Carol of the Bells along with the August Burns Red music. ;3.

Scars

So these are my grades.

History - A-

Algebra 1B - E

English - A+

Science - D+

Gym - B+

Troubadors - B

...

Fuck my life.

Harvest King&&Queen.

Is a new tradition at Parkside.

There is going to be a dance this November, called the Harvest Dance [lmao ik lame]

And you can nominate Harvest King and Harvest Queen.

All of my friends nominated me and Zach, and everyone thinks we have a good chance.


Yay(:♥

Beautiful.

EVERYONE is beautiful.
Absolutely everyone.
Whether you be tall, short, big, thin, black, white, hispanic, asian, blonde haired, brown haired, blue haired.
You're beautiful.
It doesn't matter how much you weigh, what colour your hair is, if you have piercings, if you have scars.
You are ALL beautiful.
Every single one of you.
So,
During the week of October 3rd to October 10th, tell everyone they're beautiful.
We all need it.

-.-"

People piss me off.
Seriously.
I hate everyone -.-
Except like...
Five people XD

Untitled.

I am so sorry.
I'm sorry I chose some dick over you, who left my life a month later.
I'm sorry I doubted you.
I'm sorry I HURT you.
I'm so sorry.
Now everyday, I wish I would have made the other choice.
I would be so happy right now.
And now we never talk.
Now the last time I talked to you, it was you yelling at me.
I'm sorry.

Don't You Think Its Funny?

Don't you think its funny that the person you loved is the person you hate?


Don't you think its funny the you don't tell someone who is supposed to be one of your best friends anything anymore?



Don't you think its funny the one that got away never talks to you...yet you don't go a day without thinking about him?



Don't you think its funny you sit alone for the majority of the day, when you used to be in the crowd?



Don't you think its funny you avoid looking in mirrors, when everyone tells you how "gorgeous" you are?



Don't you think its funny you shove needles in your face so people pay attention to that, and not how you look?



Don't you think its funny you dread going to sleep?



Don't you think its funny you dread waking up?



Don't you think its funny you want to sell yourself to avoid love?



Don't you think its funny he can love someone one minute, and hate them the next?



Ha.

Ha.

Ha.