Flaws.

I have a rat nose.
My eyes are too small.
My skin tone is disgusting.
My lips are too thin and chapped.
I have elf ears.
My arms are scarred.
My legs are scarred.
I have no waist.
I have no hips.
I have no figure whatsoever.
My legs are fat.
My boobs are really ridiculously small.
My voice is disgusting.
My hair is gross.
My hair never looks right.
My teeth are fucked up.
I have rabbit teeth.
I have no cheekbones.
I have no jawbone.

I'm not doing this for attention.
I'm bored so I decided to make a list.

Amen,
Lyndsey.