The Quest to Get High;: Advil.

So one of my bestfriend Lindsay's friend Cameron told me today you could get high off of snorting like three crushed up Advils.
And since I am on this quest to get stoned, I attempted. I followed his instructions and snorted it.
You know what it does?!
Makes your heart beat fast, white gooey stuff develop in your nostrils, a funky ass taste in the back of your throat, and no high whatsoever.
Yeah!
And to top it all off, my mom found out because I had some little crumb things on my nightstand from snorting it, I had to tell her before she called the police to drug test it for crack.
-_-.
Amen,
Lyndsey.